I am aware this may be a bit out of the line, but I couldn't resist.
There's a user on PMSE who most of us probably know -- Joel Spolsky. At the moment he has 180 reputation which means it takes only two upvotes to make Joel avid user of PMSE. It would have a number of positive effects:
- We need more avid users, and maybe, just maybe, there's some secret tweak that counts Joel twice or thrice or ten times.
- Joel (hopefully) won't allow to kill a site where he is avid user.
- It's cool to have such celebrity on the list of avid users.
- Joel would be counted in reputation leagues so at least some of us would be able to feel they're better than Joel himself (as long as he don't start posting kickass answers like crazy)
Since Joel answered only a single question you know what needs to be done -- go to this question and upvote good answers.
And before you'd run the question to the ground, please not that not every question on meta.stackoverflow is totally serious.
DISCLAIMER: This is NOT serious. It's a joke.